Happy Valentine's Day

Where to find the good men

 Okay, okay, i'm looking for a date for Valentine's Day.  A friend of mine told me there's an annual meeting where all the single perfect men are.... but only once a year. I thought i'd go check it out. Here is what i saw.

                                    

Take two and call me in the morning

Ahh, the days.  

                                             

Single life

I am single. I answer to no man. Can't tell me where to go or what to do. Can't tell me how or when. Can't tell me anything.

The remote is mine. And the bathroom is available when I need it. And when i go in there the seat is down and no piss drops to wipe up.

The whole bed is mine. I can stretch my legs and arms out as far as i damn well want and not smell nasty farts or listen to loud snoring. I fall asleep watching a television show I like.

I hell no have to cook for anyone but me. The time saved on that is astounding. Clean? Ha! Nothing to it.

I'm at work, thinking of that one beer i have in the fridge. Will it be there when i get home? Damn straight it will.

Isn't money problems #1 reason couples fight? 

And cheating. Is he cheating?  Who?  Is who cheating?  No one!!!

                 

I've been busy

If anyone has noticed, i haven't been blogging the past several days. I've been busy with Valentine's Day coming and all. It took a while, but... got my trap set.

               I WILL HAVE... AND KEEP A MAN DAMNITTTT!!!!!!

                                   


                     
                  

Valentine's Day approaching

Yes, i'm single. I date but lately do not feel like it. I will most likely spend Valentine's Day without a date, and that's okay. I'm exhausted. And will blog about men somewhere, sometime (might need to start another blog just for that, lol) down the line.

But for now, i say....

Even i'm saying, huh?

When i was a little girl, Spelling... English... Grammar... were my favorite subjects. I loved writing book reports... got A's in all that.

So what the HELL! kind of question are they asking??  I don't even get it. "What punctuation mark is commonly used to introduce a list of item?"    ....... WHAT??????????????????????????

Am i having a brain stutter?  Enough to be on television, million people watching, nervous..... and be asked a jacked up question to screw with your mind?????? 

Did the question writer have to run to the bathroom and a narcissist jump in his seat and put this in his....questions for Who Wants to be a Millionaire.... notebook????

"....to introduce a list of items?"  WHAT???  Bastards. Poor girl.