Storage Wars Fake?

Oh My God. Storage Wars is fake? You mean... like scripted? This reality show i've never watched in my life... is scripted?  FOR REAL???

                                      DUH!!!!!!

     

What is Normal?

                                                   Normal. What is normal. Not this.

                    
 

Look World... It's all about me!

Cute little sayings on tops. There are some out there that are really funny. I truly don't get this one.
                                     

This is really scary. Psycho witches are plentiful out there. I know, i know... men too, if not more... but this shirt says mama. And i'm picturing a mama that's not happy for one reason or another and there are scared children or a husband walking on eggshells somewhere.

 

This type of mental illness is being more and more recognized these days. How could they even print these kind of sayings on clothes. And who the hell would put this on.

 

Maybe it's a good thing. That way the world can read it and we don't have to guess or wonder.

 

Why stop with the shirt. Pin this on your forehead.

 

                                                   

Oh No You Didn't Walgreens

When the hell did Walgreens start doing the card thing? The other day i was in there... got a few things... the cashier asks me do i have a card? I looked around the store thinking i was in CVS!! I hate CVS! Them and their stupid... caaards.

I tell the cashier 'no... no card'... I'm still looking around... what the fuck is this. Card? God no, please. So she pulls one out of her pocket and scanning... swiping it or something. I'm looking at her card like .... ugh.

Omg, those stupid cards. Look at this shit. For $5.99 you could get these wonderful crayons... but you could only get this special price with your caaard. But look... the calender is only $1.... with no card!! These items... side by side in their flyer. One you need a card... the other you don't! Why?!

And look at these big soft fluffy stuffed animals. To get the Bear... you need a caaard. But the Dog and Tiger... you don't! Whyyyyy?!

 

And look at this. If you need trash bags or aluminum foil... you need a coupon AND the caaard. MY GOD!! Why can't they have just left Walgreens alone with those caaards. I'm so pissed. 

 

MY Pennies!

Sometimes i have to run into a Convenience Store. I don't go often but sometimes i need to. They're expensive! Normally i don't pay no mind to the coin change, but in the last few years i do.... because if you look.... you could notice they don't give you the exact change. Sometimes i notice a penny or two short. Just a few weeks ago i was handed my change. Two pennies short. The guy sees me looking in my hand. "Do you want the pennies?" he asks. I laugh a little and say "Yeah, i put them in my granddaughters piggy bank"...and in my head i finish my statement "asshole"

This happens in random Convenience Stores and not all the time but... damn, those are my pennies and they add up and i DO put them in my granddaughters little piggy bank that eventually get deposited into her savings.

                                                 
At work, at the Coffee Shop. There's a small tip jar by the cash register. I have coins in there. And there are pennies in there. Sometimes a take-out customer will put their hands in there to get a penny or two. I tell them " I can take that 23 cents out of that quarter" that they have in their hand. They don't want to break that quarter. They want to use their two dimes and my three pennies. Why does everyone want my pennies!?