Saturday, June 25, 2011

Anger, one letter short

 This is pissing me off to no end. And i don't know exactly how to deal with it. The tourists that sit down and eat DON'T do it. The every now and then sit-down customers DON'T do it. Sit down customers that i have never seen before in my life DON'T do it.
Waving that fuckin finger at me. Only the EVERYDAY customers do it. And not all of them... a  few of them. And sometimes it's when i'm approaching them ANYWAYS with a pot of coffee. And THEN.... wanna tap that finger on their coffee cups like i'm a COMPLETE IDIOT and didn't GET the meaning of the WAVING finger!!!!!!!

Just by them coming in EVERYDAY i allready know that they are unstable... and i was ranting just TODAY about this to a local regular that does NOT wave their finger at me. My boss was still their... the afternoon shift was just beginning... she was fixin to leave soon ....and she came up behind me and gave me a hug... like it's okay... it's okay. I did feel kind of better, but....

    

It's NOT okay!!!!

These nut cases... it's only a matter of time!!!!!!!  That i go nuts on them!!!! Just one letter short!!!! One letter short!!!!!

50 Cent, This is Awesome

                             
                        
I'm a big fan of 50 cent. His song In Da Club has brought me much happiness years ago clubbin' and on the radio... and it still does. The DJ at the club knew i loved that song and played it every Friday and Saturday night i went. I went into a balistic, sexy, dance... queen... something, lmao. It was my ringtone for like a year.... years ago.

And now, this man, years later... is writing a book about something that seriously needs to be addressed.

Thank-you Mr. Jackson.... for the song... and this book.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Father's Day, or is it?

I notice this every Father's Day... mornings, at the Coffee Shop. Dad's coming in with their small child(ren). Mom nowhere in sight.

I understand that Dad and Mom could be divorced or broke up and Dad has the child(ren) for Father's Day.  But i'm talking about the ones that are married or together. And the Dad works out of the home Monday thru Friday or whatever.
If it's Father's Day, why is the Dad up early...coming into the Coffee Shop.... take-out or sit-down...struggling with his small child(ren). I see the exact same thing on Mother's Day.

No, i don't know their arrangements or their business. And it is none of my business. All i know is these men work out of the home all week and it's his day, Father's Day and he is out and about, early morning with small, vocal and active child(dren) buying donuts! He's stuggling to order, while hushing and/or chasing his child(ren).

Wouldn't it be nice of the Mom to take the kids out, get breakfast while the man slept in?  Who's Day is it anyway?

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Better than Sunblock


Oh boy, an AOL news story pulled one over on me. Thought i'd log on, to see what's going on. I love those AOL headlines sometimes and this one really caught my eye New Way to Protect Yourself in Sun?

I Love being out in the sun, i'm a freaking Sun Goddess in the summertime... so hell yeah i'm interested in something better than sunblock?

Ohh, the anticipation is too exciting for me, what, what is it, i ask as i click on the What popular retailers on betting on.

It's loading....by now i am really close to the computer screen, i am so curious... what? Lemon juice? nah... shit, what? Regular lotion? It's loading...   ohh, i'm so curious, what could it be?

Here it is....


                                                     
I pull myself back away from the computer screen, mouth open, making a face (like i'm eating something... yucky), look of confusion. and then i say it out loud... You mutherfackers.

These mutherfackers don't think i ALREADY know this??? Obvious... DUH. No shit... DUH.

Hey, i'm getting old, but i still have it. I'm letting my hair down, popping on those sunglasses and showing my arms and legs... i'll be damn if i'm gonna put on a dorky hat like that and those stretchy gramma... shorts... where's my daisy dukes!!!  Although i do like that middle picture, the dress? But not the hat!! And the tops are pretty, but i imagine the tan line... shudder... oh hell no. I got LOTS of sunblock, gravity has been good to me...couple of bikinis, ... i'm ready for the summer.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Rihanna Knows



I have loved this song and Rihanna since it came out and when i saw the video, i thought... oh that is so me in the video. Especially lately with my customers. They have done drove me crazy.

What's wrong with me?
Why do i feel like this? I'm going crazy now.

You see, in the video, i am Rihanna. The 'scene' is the Coffee Shop. And the scary people are... well the local regulars of course.

Everything about the video and the lyrics are spot on to my day at work when i am agonized with the locals that come in everyday. I love the part in the video where Rihanna is struggling to free herself from the chains... she is struggling and pulling and yanking, but those customers... i mean chains... won't let go!!!

They can creep up inside you and consume you.

I have been rather bold too with them... Ain't gonna play nice....anymore.

Trying to maintain but i'm struggling.

I love that monster-y eye look Rihanna has behind the bars... oh... so me lately. I feel like a monster.

I overheard a local regular telling another local regular.... months ago... that i haven't been my bright cheery happy self lately. I looked over, they're smiling... i smiled, and said, 'i've been tired, that's all' ... when i really wanted to say  "Y'ALL DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!!"

Weiner Cheater?


Don't know who this guy is. Never heard of him before a couple days ago. Politics. I don't know the first thing about it. But mennnn..... i know.

Watching it on tv today.  Believe it or not, i'm not gonna scream out Narcissist... or jerk.... but rather i'm gonna say this guy did get caught up in the rush... of the internet.

Before i go on, let me say this. The internet is NOT for the naive and inexperienced. There are a LOT of CRAZIES on dating sites and chat rooms, etc. DO NOT go and meet someone you do not know. They CAN hurt you.

As i was saying...

For the single man or woman, the internet can be a lot of fun. You chat, send pictures, pay each other compliments.... so exciting. Maybe even meet.  And as long as it's two consenting adults..... ain't nothing wrong with it. 

Ain't nothing wrong with it IF YOUR SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!

WHY???? Why get married if you wanna have this kind of fun????? WHY????

I'll tell you why they do it. Because they HAAAAVE to have someone. Big babies HAAAAVE to have someone...ANYONE... just to HAAAAVE that assurance they are not alone. Once married they're scaredy big baby asses feel... that guarantee... that they have someone.... someone that will not abandon them, not anytime soon at least.

With ANYTHING... for too long... gets boring. Not for all, but a pretty damn good high percentage... one or the other.... will stray.